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Batnorris
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Batnorris vs. K-Pop
He can fight the forces of darkness, but can he fight the rhythm? Gotham’s grittiest hero faces his greatest foe: an earworm with choreography.
Batnorris Facts
- Batnorris once stared at the Bat-Signal until it blinked first.
- When Batnorris does a roundhouse kick, GPS recalculates out of respect.
- Crime doesn’t pay in this city. Batnorris already collected.
- His utility belt has one tool: consequences.
- Batnorris doesn’t chase bad guys. Bad guys chase better life choices.
The Roundhouse Times
Local Hero Kicks Earthquake Back Into the Mantle
Seismologists cite “gravity’s feelings.”
Bank Robbers Surrender After a One-Star Yelp Review
The review just said “Don’t.”
School Bus Saved by Kicking Traffic Itself
GPS whispered “recalculating… gratefully.”
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